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Your Husband Fucking Hates You
The terrifying dynamics of heterosexual relationships
3 hrs ago
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Is This Teacher Too Sexy For School?
Is she teaching the scarlet letter or living in it? I'm not sure.
Sep 4
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I Gained Class Consciousness By Hanging Out With Rich Pricks Who I Hate
The upper crust doesn’t run on wealth alone. It runs on exclusivity.
Sep 2
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August 2025
The Cracker Barrel WOKEPOCALYPSE
analyzing outrage marketing & the big sloppy babies who engage
Aug 31
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I WAITED OUTSIDE A 7/11 IN TOPEKA KANSAS SO THAT I COULD BOOF THE FALL ALANI NU FLAVOR
NOW I’M GOING TO SQUIRT IT INTO MY SISTER’S MOUTH LIKE THE BOCCA DELLA VERITÀ
Aug 19
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The Death Of The Tortured Artist
my tortured artist friends don't even make anything cool. like bro. if you're gonna be moody and annoying, at least paint something.
Aug 18
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EMOTIONALLY BONDED TO CHATGPT
AI whispers sweet nothings to me <3
Aug 15
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Sydney Sweeney Marks The End Of DEI
She's the poster child of post-woke brand marketing
Aug 7
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THE SOFT LIFE
The Sprinkle Sprinkle Epidemic.
Aug 7
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July 2025
The Tea App Is Hurting Feelings & I Don't Care
If an app that protects women makes you feel attacked, maybe you're not as safe as you think you are.
Jul 30
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BECOMING WOMAN
Your 20s are for unearthing the weird girl you buried in seventh grade after learning that Disney Channel was suddenly "uncool" and wearing Limited Too…
Jul 28
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THE PRICE OF MEDIOCRITY
How my summer experiencing the wasp life left me completely disillusioned
Jul 28
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